On allotments and other earthy matters, in and around Stoke-on-Trent.
* Make fishing a spectator sport by introducing piranha to the Trent & Mersey Canal.
* Develop Stoke-on-Trent Council's Civic Centre into an intergalactic space port.
* Ensure that all trains heading toward Europe will be fuelled by gravy.
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