Monday 30 January 2017

Monster Raving Loony Party stands in Stoke

Oh good, the Monster Raving Loony Party has livened up a looking-rather-dull contest with a candidate. Incredible Flying Brick will...

* Make fishing a spectator sport by introducing piranha to the Trent & Mersey Canal.

* Develop Stoke-on-Trent Council's Civic Centre into an intergalactic space port.

* Ensure that all trains heading toward Europe will be fuelled by gravy.

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